ADULT MESSAGES (SMS)

2 GOOD 2 BE TRUE
They say sugar is sweet N honey is 2, but baby wat do I call U? U R sexier than sexy N hotter than that 2! therez only 1 name 4 U and it is '2 good 2 be true'!

SEX
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.

SEX ON TEXT
Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!

YOU ARE WANTED
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?

TALKING DIRTY
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

LOVE AND SEX
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

SEX IS ...
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!

GIVE ME ALL YOUR $$$
MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but notTIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U

NIGHT PRAYER
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

WHAT I NEED
I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!

WRONG NUMBER
U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY

NO SEX !
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !

SPEED LIMIT OF SEX
What's the speed limit of sex? Sixty-eight! At 69 you have to turn around...

PHONE ENGAG
Ehey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'